If you tuned in to the premiere of NBC’s “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me out of Here!” you know that Heidi (Montag) Pratt is the last girl we would describe as “low-maintenance.” She spent most of the two-hour episode in hysterics -- swatting at bugs, wiping her melting makeup, and obsessively spraying dry shampoo. (I wonder if she used one of these top-rated dry shampoos: T3 360, $25 and Klorane, $18.)

But you don’t have to be a diva to survive the jungle, or just look good at the beach. In fact, with the right products and tips, you can be super low-maintenance, and avoid many of the issues that convinced Heidi to hike on out of there and off the show! (For now …)

There is plenty of buzz around Kristen Stewart and her fellow “Twilight” cast members, including heartthrob costar Robert Pattinson. “Twilight” swept the MTV Movie Awards Sunday, winning 5 of 11 categories including Best Movie, and the cast promoted the sequel “New Moon” with a highly-anticipated trailer.

But Stewart’s style stole the limelight this time, and many women now want to know how to duplicate the striking dark eyeliner look she rocked at the awards show and in a stunning photo shoot a few days after in Santa Monica.

My guy friend said his skin was blinding pasty, and he needed to do something about it before hitting the beach. Putting my beauty-editor hat on, I suggested he try one of these self tanners (since no self-respecting beauty editor would recommend tanning in the sun or a booth -- the damage!).

I love having oily skin. I love using blotting papers five times a day to sop up the grease. I love that my forehead looks like a lighthouse beacon in any picture taken with a flash (like this one). And most of all, I love how all that oil makes it so easy for new pimples to pop up on my face. Isn't it the best?!

While it's not technically a mullet, Megan Fox's hair is coming pretty close to it in this picture. It's totally "business in the front, party in the back," right? (If you need a reminder of what a true mullet looks like, check out this pic of Scarlett Johansson -- yes, that Scarlett Johansson.)

Singer and style icon Rihanna has been jet setting around the globe with a seriously high hairdo. She has always been known to push the envelope when it comes to funky looks and fun styles but this time she has gone a little far. From New York (pictured) to London, she has been taking the phrase "Go Big or Go Home," a bit too literally ... obviously she isn't thinking about returning to her house any time soon.

I was kind of over birthdays after I turned 21, there just really wasn't much to celebrate other than the fact that I was now, in fact, officially older (oh joy -- I can start using these awesome wrinkle serums). But the birthday of one of our favorite brands -- now that's something I can get excited about.

Not to sound too hippy-dippy, but over at TotalBeauty.com, we're all about sharing the love -- and by love, we mean discounts. That's why put together our deals page, where you can find all the latest beauty freebies, discounts and awesome gifts-with-purchase.

I don't know about you, but summer is my absolute favorite season. The sun, the beach, the flip-flops, it's all good. What I don't love though is showing up for the first pool party of the season with pasty legs, chipped toe polish and makeup melting off my face from the humidity (has this happened to you? it's easy to fix with these tips).