Dear Chanel:

You are the light of my life. But there are a few things we need to discuss if our love affair is going to continue:

1. Why do you release stunning creations (like the new Satin Lip Cream palette), then snatch them away before I can buy more? Please stop.

2. While I loooove the smell of your Hydramax line, whatever's fragrancing that Sublimage Serum has got to go. (I mean come on, it's $400!)

3. You are driving me to the poorhouse. Would it hurt you to have a sale once in a while so I don't have to keep scavenging eBay for Coco Mademoiselle?

Love,

Your biggest fan

Note to readers: Am I being a brat? Is there a brand you'd write a letter like this to?

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