Billy Jealousy Ocean Front Body Wash

Kinda like that Axe commercial, but better.

Have you ever seen that axe commercial where the girls just cant get away from the guy who wears Axe fragrance. "Not true!!" Sad to say, this stuff doesn't have that reaction either. I have realized that girls typically don't like you just because of your man-scent. But it does help. And just so you know, this stuff smells better than that other merde (its a french word–look it up). I love the smell. And it does good stuff with my skin too. Only problem is that i go through it waaaaay to fast. At first i used just a little dot, but then I got hooked and my tolerance got bigger an now I use about one bottle per shower. Im a legit addict. But ANYWAYS, its good stuff!

November 21, 2009

Billy Jealousy Fuzzy Logic Hair Strengthening Shampoo

Scalp party

This magical substance, when applied to my head, starts one crazy party. I can't see whats goin on up there, but all I know is that I like it. My hair is clean, and good looking too. And it makes my scalp tingle! Put simply, its good stuff. Oh, and it smells good too. Only problem is that it foams up alot and Im always very tempted to make a Sants Claus beard with the foam. But I can deal with that. And if you want a numerical premeditated review: (these are the suggested review topics) product quality: 9 live up to its claims: N/A (ive never heard anything about it, but I like it) length of wear: I dont really know what that means value for for money and packaging: thats a peculiarly worded question, but 8, its a bit on the expensive side, but I usually buy Trader Joes shampoo, so...... and the packaging is wonderful. Read the back. Its funny

November 21, 2009