Nair Vanilla Smoothie Bikini Cream

Good for down...But not too far "down under."

I'm a guy...I wanted to be smooth "down there"...you know, all over. So I put it on my whole "bikini" area, but also down under...Everything else was fine, except some hair came off from my inner thighs where the cream touched unavoidably. But WHOA! underneath, (my balls for those who need everything spelled out,) five alarm fire!!! I got into the shower and neutralized everything with water, and it is smooth, all the way to my "tush," but my nads are red!!! I left it on everywhere for five minutes, and those areas probably would have been OK with just two, or less. I put on vitamin e oil and the boys are doing OK, (feels like a first afternoon in the sun for an hour too long without sunscreen. Hot and red, but bareable.) I am writing this to say "DON'T DO IT!!!" Bikini area ONLY...OK, but I'll lather up and shave the land down under under in the future. Hope this saves some unsuspecting chap from the "hot, err, seat!" And every word of this is true, (and experienced in the past 2 hours...no lie!

April 11, 2009